[COHO] Thoughts on booze! There maybe a club moto is here someplace

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The value  of a good drink:  
         
"Sometimes  when I reflect back on all the wine and beer I  drink 
I  feel shame  Then  I look into the glass and think 
about  the workers in the vineyards, those in the breweries and all of  their 
hopes  
and  dreams If I didn't drink this wine and beer, they might be  out  
of  work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I  say  
to  myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and beer and let  their 
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my  liver."  
~  Jack Handy   
WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the  hell  
happened  to your bra and panties.  
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"I  feel sorry for people who don't drink. When  they  
wake  up in the morning, that's as good as  they're  
going  to feel all day "  
~Frank  Sinatra   
WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are  
tougher,   smarter,  faster and better looking than most people.   
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"When  I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up  reading."  
~  Henny Youngman   
WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are  
laughing WITH you.  
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"24  hours in a day, 24 beers in a case.  Coincidence?  
I  think not."  
~  Stephen Wright   
WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can  sing.  
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"When  we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,  
we  fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no  sin.  
When  we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's  all  
get  drunk and go to heaven!"  
~  Brian O'Rourke   
WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.  
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"Beer  is proof that God loves us and wants  
us  to be happy."  
~  Benjamin Franklin   
WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a  
retard.  
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"Without  question, the greatest invention in the  
history  of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that  the  
wheel  was also a fine invention, but the wheel  does  
not  go nearly as well with pizza."  
~  Dave Barry   
WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over  
and over again that you love them.   
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To  some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation comes  in a 
cans and bottles!  
~  Dave  Howell   
WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically  
converse with members of the opposite sex without  spitting.   
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And  saving the best for last, as explained by Cliff  Clavin,  
of  Cheers. One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the  Buffalo 
Theory to his buddy Norm.  
Here's  how it went: 
"Well  ya see Norm...A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the  slowest 
buffalo. And when  the  herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest  ones  
at  the back that are killed first.This natural selection  is  good  for the 
herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of  the whole group keeps 
improving by the regular killing of the  weakest members. In much the same 
way, the human brain can only  operate as fast as the  slowest  brain cells. 
Excessive intake of alcohol , as  we  
know,  kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and  weakest 
brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of  beer eliminates the 
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster  and more efficient machine. 
That's why you always feel smarter  after a few beers."   
WARNING:  The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering  
when you are not.  




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